Teachers go crazy w/ children!

brixx

Teacher: Why are you late? Webster: Because of the sign. Teacher: What sign? Webster: The one that says,"School Ahead,Go Slow."

bond-007

nice joke @brixx

brixx

Teacher: Cindy,why are you doing your maths sums on the floor? Cindy: You told me to do it without using tables!

brixx

Teacher: Willy,name one important thing we have today that we didn't have 10 years ago. Willy: Me!

brixx

Teacher: Tommy,why do you always get so dirty? Tommy: Well,im alot closer to the ground than you are.

brixx

Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects? Jose: Don't bite any.

brixx

Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,one is green and one is blue with red spots! Kirk: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.

bond-007

well brixx ! -clap- for u

brixx

thanx Bond hope u guyz njoying it...

hasini

Hehe. Nice

cristal

Yeah sis,excellent! Keypit up.

cristal

Teacher-wtz da chemical fomula 4 water? Child-HIJKLMNO Teacher-wt? R u mad? Child-ystrde u tld its H 2 O

maxd

-think- Which part was the joke cris??? -rofl-

cristal

Dat part.. U...

breeze

hehe. . i have few mor to add to ur collection brix

breeze

tcher-if u hv 3 apples n ate 1, wt wud u hv? Jeff-three tchr-three?? Jeff-yes, two on da outside nd one on the inside

breeze

tchr-hv u bn fytn agn? i tld u to count to 100 b4 doin anytn wen u r angry. Sammy-yes, bt da odr boy's teachr tld hm to count to 50

breeze

tchr-u got xcusd bcz u sd ur grandma ws dying. 2dy i saw her in the beauty parlor. Student-she ws dyeing her hair. .nw she's a blonde

breeze

tchr-cn u use da word 'descent'in a sntnce? Studnt-sure,''the dog folowd descent to catch da robber'' tchr-hw bwt da word 'terrain'? studnt-okey, ''i saw the wether chanel and ts suposd terrain tonyt'' tchr-now, hw bwt da word 'hatchet'? student-be glad to.''the chicken sat on the egg to hatchet''

breeze

tchr-wat is mor important? the sun o the moon? chris-the moon. bcz t shines wen ts dark. the sun shines during the day wen ts light anyway