assassin Can v do romance in the evening today? I'm in a good mood Just a little bit of kissing and biting reply me soon! urs lovingly "MOSQUITO"
assassin If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I'm only a cartoonist!
assassin Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
assassin A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...
assassin Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
assassin Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u, dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!
assassin i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
assassin The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
assassin A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
assassin Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without bugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!
assassin Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
assassin Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha
assassin When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
assassin ><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)
assassin Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
assassin girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy.
assassin Forward to you friends and get funny reply’s. . ! “imagine I am in jail what you think that What crime I had done” Reply must. . .
assassin It’s very easy to eat sweet chocolate, speak sweet words, watch sweet dreams but It’s very difficult to find a sweet person. but I salute you. that you find me
assassin Who said English is easy??? Fill in the blank with YES or No… 1.—–I dont have brain… 2.—–I dont have sence… 3.—–I am stupid….
