assassin Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
assassin What is similarity between Bill Gates and me? Don’t know?? He never comes to my house and I never go to his house EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW…
assassin Can we do romance in the evening today? I’m in a good mood Just a little bit of kissing and biting reply me soon! yours lovingly “MOSQUITO”
assassin A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...
assassin Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
assassin Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
assassin Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
assassin Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily
assassin Man: Among my 4 sons 3 are engineer. Friend: 4th? Man: He didn’t study & became a barber. Friend: Why don’t you throw him out? Man: He is the only 1 who earns.
assassin Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
assassin Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.
assassin Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!
assassin It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
assassin Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
assassin Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!
assassin Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where are you going? Man: I’m going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who’ll lecture at midnight ?? Man: My wife…
assassin Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting TWINS TWINS
assassin Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: “can kids of our age have kids?” Teacher replied ” NO Never!!” Boy said to girl : “see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
assassin A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight. Dad asked: how did u feel? He replied: Dad it was wonderful. Everyone was clapping for me Moral: Take everything positively
