assassin Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything! Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!
assassin Are you idiot? Why you keep sending me SMS? Who gave my number to you? Never message me again. Did I ever said that. Than why don’t you sending SMS.
assassin What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message. Choice is urs……..:p
assassin LOVE V/S EXAM LOVE: lots of thoughts in mind but no guts to express EXAMS: lots of guts to express but no thoughts in mind
assassin One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you. Frog: Great..! But when & where? Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab
assassin Patient: Please don’t give me the injection. I’m afraid of it’s pain. Doctor: Don’t worry!! I’ll inject you first that kills the pain!!!!
assassin Son: The girl of our neighbors don’t understand English. Father: How do you know? Son: I said to her “Give Me Sweet Kiss” and she slapped me.
assassin Funny Definitions Home: A place where you can scratch where it itches. Doctor: A person who cures the ills by pills, and kills by his bills. Love: Loss Of Valuable Energy Wife: Worries Invited For Ever
assassin Mr.Bean got an Invitation for a Party, They told him that he must put BROWN TIE only. When he went to party he was shocked? other were wearing pants & shirts also…
assassin A typical student flips a coin and think. If Head- will go to sleep. If Tail- will watch a move. If Stands- will listen music. If Stays in air- will study
assassin He+She= Love. He+She+Love=Marriage. He+She+Love+Marriage=Child. He+She+Love+Marriage+Child=Family. AND He+She+Love+Marriage+Child+ Family=Problem. So my dear friend Be careful.
assassin A student wrote a letter to his father from hostel: Dear dad…! No money,No fun. Your son! His father replied: Dear son! So sad,Very bad Your dad!
